Snakebites 202: Out Through The Out Door

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Scott says his farewell to Snakebites.

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Snakebites 200: TWO HUNDRED

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00:28 – Snakebites #200! John’s Birthday.
05:08 – Pulse Shooting. Religion just plain needs to go.
15:24 – Waitress attacked for serving alcohol during Ramadan.
18:19 – Campaign shit. Fuck the left.
22:28 – Bitcoin is still collapsing as it soars to 650 and 700.
23:51 – Cops pretending to be homeless to ticket drivers.
30:11 – Cops manages to shoot four innocent bystanders while defending herself against one knife wielding maniac who wasn’t attacking anyone yet.
33:55 – The three levels of discourse, and John’s dissatisfaction with the level Snakebites is at.
41:05 – Warcraft review.

Snakebites 199: The Peacefulness of Progress

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00:29 – Week in review, Scott fucks up his Uber car. john Fucks up his back.
15:45 – Switzerland doesn’t want basic income. AT ALL.
17:59 – Trump supporters violently attacked by peace loving leftist hippies.
23:55 – Venezuela of the week Part I. Police tear gassing hungry people who want food.
25:22 – 33 cities cheat their water supply lead testing results. Why politicians lie about lead in the water.
29:07 – Venezuela of the week Part II. Eggs are $150 a dozen, inflation between 720 and 1200%.
34:15 – UC Irvine Republicans handing out pacifiers for safe space protests against Milo Y.
38:01 – Katie Couric sucks. Gun doc used manipulative editing to make gun owners look stupid. John rants about Christian sex all of the sudden

Snakebites 198: Just Getting By

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00:28 – Catching up. Blacksmithing, shipping containers 4 lyfe, Scott’s Uber lockout.
23:05 – Court rules that second amendment applies to gun stores, too.
25:05 – Venezuela story of the week. They’re rolling military around now to quell protests.
28:30 – TSA head fired.
32:44 – Woman climbs Everest to promote Veganism. Dies.
36:14 – Bubble gun blues. Another child suspended.
38:37 – Geekout – Melissa has to endure Baptists. We haven’t seen Xmen. Captain America is not a Hydra Agent.

Snakebites 197: Justice in 2016

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00:28 – The Week in Review
20:54 – Venezuela of the week. People snatching up cats, dogs, and any other animals they can find to eat. Business owners who can’t keep their factories running without raw materials being arrested.
27:53 – Wendy’s officially going over to touchscreen kiosks by the end of this year.
32:35 – Government has been lying about climate change. Judge gets mad about it.
38:21 – Arkansas judge caught spanking defendants with a paddle and taking THOUSANDS of pictures.
41:15 – A whole lot of cops in California had sex with a 16 year old girl. A WHOLE LOT.
44:53 – Hidden microphones everywhere.
47:54 – Swedish Muslims raping everyone up in here.
54:25 – Melissa’s Alas, Babylon review.
1:07:21 – Doom (2016) review.

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Snakebites 196: A Barren Land

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00:28 – Catching up. Mel prepping for new job. Scott Ubering swimmingly. John the Blacksmith?
09:20 – Women in the draft? John gets all rational about the sexes. Some will be sad.
20:41 – Venezuela of the week. Four stories tall. Clock changes, labor changes, can’t afford to even print money, minimum wage increase.
33:37 – Denmark hates beef. TAX IT.
43:38 – Spanking is very very bad. Huge study over 50 years and with 150,000 children says so.
1:01:29 – 8th grader in trouble for having a two dollar bill. Wait. 8th grader in trouble because people are morons.
1:05:48 – School Teacher shows students Human Centipede 2 because government schools are the foundation of a good education.

Snakebites 195: Bribe All of the Things

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00:28 – Lots of catching up. Scott and his new adventures in health and independence. Melissa in her new adventures in employment. John and Mel’s anniversary.
31:31 – NYPD taking bribes to expedite and guarantee pistol license approvals.
34:15 – Cops are still killing unarmed people, but you probably aren’t hearing about it anymore. Over 20 this year so far. Light touching on the Panama papers.
36:21 – 3500 gallons of nuclear waste spilling all over the f*ckin’ place in Washington state.
41:28 – United Healthcare dropping Obamacare.
43:46 – 80% of Americans fed up wit the united states federal government.
44:58 – Cops act like complete imbeciles with a gun. John has a goddamned fit about gun safety.
49:53 – Venezuela doing power blackouts to conserve energy because socialist hellhole.
52:17 – Rabbis say that cannabis is kosher enough for Passover, so smoke up Moses, and spread that lamb’s blood.
53:57 – The Whole Foods gaycake story. Gaycake talk.
1:07:46 – The longest movie ever. John hates on artsy f*ckers but defends their right to be f*ckin’ artsy.

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