Snakebites 224: Dickliner

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00:28 – FYI there was no show last week, catching up.
03:43 – Black Santa. Fucking stop talking about it already.
09:12 – Oakland, California warehouse burns down with a lot of people in it, who were having a rave. Too much Oontz.
12:15 – New Texas law goes into effect requiring burial or cremation charges for aborted fetuses.
16:01 – Leftists plan to filibuster national concealed carry reciprocity.
19:13 – Anti-squirrel government guy gets head caved in by a squirrel. This is funny.
21:38 – Dickliner. That’s all. Nothing else.
24:09 – McDonald’s is doing it for reals. Robots and kiosks 2017. John I Told You So’s for a while.
36:47 – John and Mel are officially going to play The Dungeons and The Dragons regularly. John had to rebuild a large portion of a 3d Printer.

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Snakebites 222: Calgon, Take Me Away!

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00:28 – Mom kicks seven-year-old out of house for voting for Trump, records it.
09:20 – Man attacked because he was white, and accused of being a Trump Supporter, then they steal his car.
12:25 – Guns coming back to the UK? That’d be pretty fuckin’ cool.
15:23 – Clinton people blaming media bias for their loss. John almost dies laughing.
25:26 – Calgon, Take Me Away – California and Oregon talk about leaving Murka.

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Snakebites 221: Oompa Loompa Doompety Did: A President Trump Story

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00:28 – Election
28:00 – Safe spaces for sad democrats. John coined the term #MAGAcacide.
29:34 – Cannabis got more states than HRC.
30:15 – Grubhub
31:00 – People faking post election persecution.
34:55 – Arrival movie review.

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Snakebites 190: Welcome to the Sh*tshow

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00:28 – Workouts and catching up.
11:18 – Peeple is back. It still sucks.
16:08 – Moot from 4chan is now working on Google Plus to make it good.
18:18 – Three dudes try to rob a couple in a car. One gets shot. Good.
20:25 – Cannabis legalization hurting drug lords. No sh*t.
24:11 – Israeli guy gets stabbed in the neck by a Palestinian, yanks knife out of his neck and kills the fuck out of him with it.
26:45 – Trump story #1 – Trump brand swag for sale during Trump brand press conference.
30:48 – Guns drawn over Trump campaign sign.
34:07 – FBI program to make public schools report children who are anti-government and anarchists.
40:22 – 10 Cloverfield Lane talk. No spoilers.

Snakebites 189: Relax, It Not That Bad

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00:28 – The Great Pepper Caper
07:32 – Nancy Reagan died.
10:32 – People died. Nobody cares.
13:54 – Feds wanna be parents, too.
19:35 – Someone finds ammo. SHUT IT ALL DOWN.
25:10 – Student loans are 37% of the government’s assets.
34:11 – Gun manufacturers are doing well. Thanks Obama.
42:07 – Rapist gets six months and can come and go as he pleases from jail so long as he serves his six months in one year. Guess what he did for a living.
45:06 – The Bernie Sanders Tax Plan
52:12 – Homeless man owes a hundred grand for being homeless.
58:31 – Concealed carry happens in West Virginia.
1:01:10 – North Korea makes threats again, during its biannual threat event.
1:05:18 – John Praises Stardew Valley

Snakebites 188: F*ck You, I Won’t Do What You Tell Me

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00:28 – Catching up. Growing plants. Hot peppers galore.
13:53 – Riots in Salt Lake City over police shooting teen with a broomstick.
17:19 – Venezuela raising gas prices 6000%. SIX THOUSAND PERCENT.
20:42 – “We Need Some Muscle” lady from Missouri University got fired. And there was much rejoicing.
24:06 – Detroit finds an extra 51 million dollars lying around from 1987.
29:28 – Hillary Clinton – Not very bright, or assumes that you aren’t. Probably both.
36:50 – California goober trying to get every gun purchase recorded on video by law.
40:49 – Tiny houses are pretty awesome. But not in LA. Government starts seizing and destroying nice little tiny houses for the homeless.
47:27 – Oregon really doesn’t like hookers. Or exchanges of value. Or exchanges of unapproved sex. Or sex.
50:02 – The Oscars. Don’t worry we dis ’em.

Snakebites 180: Auld Lang Syne

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00:28 – Happy new year! Mel is disillusioned with television.
15:16 – The Obama gun shit.
19:21 – Taking armed guards away from anti-gun politicians.
22:01 – Anti gay female lawyer arrested for child porn and filming underage girls having sex.
24:27 – Don’t mislabel trannies. 250k fine in NYC