Snakebites 233: Jim Henson’s Incarceration Babies

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00:28 – Catching up.
09:30 – Hillary Clinton “Knew all along” she was going to lose. So she claims.
11:44 – French police anally rape a guy. People riot. French government says that the anal rape was “On accident”.
14:03 – Judge rants about banning guns.
16:55 – Pence hires libertarian from the CATO institute to be the chief economist.
20:03 – ACLU defends Milo Yiannopolos. Lefties have a hissy fit.
24:49 – Venezuela can’t make passports for anyone anymore because they can’t afford to pay for lamination sheets. So they claim.
28:46 – Michigan jail forces woman with a suspended license to give birth in a shit-encrusted, filthy jail cell.
33:43 – Jerry Brown is a douche, in case you didn’t know. Raises taxes on gas and auto registration by 42% and 141%, respectively.
36:11 – Don’t wash your guns in the dishwasher.
38:28 – The Liberty Hall Dungeons and Dragons Extravaganza.
41:35 – Lego Batman review. Comic bookery. Movie industry ranting.

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Snakebites 232: Berzerkeley

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00:28 – Catching up.
06:10 – From the last to the party department – Trump fires Attorney Genital.
11:16 – Trump’s Two for One Special.
16:29 – NYC cop who raped a 13 year old girl after taking her to father/daughter career day convicted.
20:42 – Seized 80% lowers returned to creator. Now on sale.
24:04 – Ann Arbor Michigan vs. The Deer again. Now they’re trying to do TNR for deer. For a lot of money.
26:59 – Want to be free of worry about blind spots while driving? NO. FUCK YOU. GOOBERMENT.
28:07 – Some more African hair braiding gooberment horrors.
31:35 – Chinese automation fun.
32:34 – John breaks his own rule and makes fun of the French.
34:38 – Bitcoins and Venezuela. You get three guesses.
38:45 – Berzerkley riots. Milo Yiannopolis.
50:29 – A special thanks to our gift giving listeners.
52:05 – John gets railed.

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Snakebites 225: Christmas 2016 – Dildo Wars!

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00:28 – Catching up.
01:38 – Henry Heimlich died. He didn’t choke.
02:48 – FDA bans a thing that nobody even uses anymore anyway.
04:12 – Stories of government stupidity year-end edition.
08:20 – Uber gives no fucks and launches driverless vehicles in San Francisco.
09:46 – Michigan Unemployment Agency accuses a bunch of people of insurance fraud. They didn’t fraud at all.
12:16 – 31 years in prison for an innocent man, $75 in reparations for his lost life.
14:28 – DEA reclassifies seizure medicine, effectively banning it.
15:28 – A great big pile of Venezuela.
18:47 – Man tries to rob a fuck-toy shop. He fails.
20:17 – Goat man fights for right to be goat man on his driver’s liscense.
21:59 – John is designing his very own 3d printer. THE HAMBURGER. Because he likes hamburgers or something.
30:41 – More D&D fun. We met a THAT GUY.
45:00 – Rogue One spoiler-free review.

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  • Gareth Edwards directed a couple of movies we really liked: Monsters & Godzilla (2014)

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Snakebites 223: Melting Snowflakes

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00:28 – Catching up. The Cronengiger has been fired.
06:10 – Sick woman left to die in a Macomb County, Michigan jail cell over twelve days. She was there for child support payments.
08:41 – Protests Petered out? Portlands protestors weren’t voters.
11:03 – DC Press Corps enraged because they weren’t invited to dinner.
15:33 – CRISPR used for gene therapy on a cancer patient for the first time. ::Crossing fingers::
17:27 – India bans 80% of their cash and consequentially their economy in one fell swoop.
23:14 – Taxing food based on carbon footprints.
26:48 – The stupidest, least informed article ever written. And yeah, you can guess what it’s about.
33:10 – Suck it Up Buttercup.
40:27 – Some bitcoin IRS nonsense. Ghost in the Shell movie. Food things. Happy Thanksgiving! Wrapup.

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Snakebites 186: All the Worst Things

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00:28 – Oregon BLM battle coming to a close. Clive Bundy flies out to support the protesters and gets nabbed and thrown into a cage.
11:23 – Michigan bill for universal concealed carry without a permit.
13:36 – Flint police using destructive lead poisoning fiasco to arrest people.
16:30 – Tindr whores whoring for Bernie Sanders.
18:37 – Biker and tattoo artist burns police car after warning police to move their car from the front of his store or he’d burn their police car.
19:49 – Bernie Sanders had his delegates redistributed.
27:23 – EPA needs billions to clean up their own messes.
29:24 – Deadpool anticipation. Another gun show weekend for Mel and John.

Snakebites 178: It Stinks

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00:28 – Winemaking updates.
10:58 – NY Sheriff tortures a guy in 2012. Says “I will rape your fucking mother” Gets arrested this week.
16:50 – Rapist cop get convicted. May be sentenced to 263 years. Will probably get a whole lot less.
20:50 – Paris global warming nonsense. India wants 2.5 trillion to not pollute.
27:22 – Guns again.
34:20 – FIJA pamphlet guy getting charged with a felony. Prosecutor claims that FIJA pamphlets will create a “lawless nation”.
39:38 – Farm fined for $3000 in Fort Worth, TX for selling milk. The farm is 40 miles from Fort Worth. BECAUSE RAW MILK.
42:20 – The same thing, only more and in Michigan. Michigan gooberment forces dairy to destroy piles and piles of perfectly good food because… Nobody knows a good reason why.
46:08 – Zombie Attack Team Building
48:40 – Mystery Science Theater Kickstarter: Mission Accomplished.
55:41 – Star Wars incoming,

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Snakebites 156 – Trumpets From on High?!?!

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Follow-up to special video, Strange Sounds in Southeast Michigan
00:28 – Format Changes OF DOOM
02:25 – Mel and John got Tattoos
19:04 – Strange sounds heard over southeast Michigan? The answers are here.
28:29 – Art Bell returns to the airwaves and tubes. Because knee deep in conspiracy silliness.
30:37 – Stories from the free market: John buys Melissa a Tricycle.
37:48 – Late night Sump pumps and State cops.
40:20 – Armadillos with Leprosy
41:52 – Holistic homeopathic quack murders?