Snakebites 233: Jim Henson’s Incarceration Babies

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00:28 – Catching up.
09:30 – Hillary Clinton “Knew all along” she was going to lose. So she claims.
11:44 – French police anally rape a guy. People riot. French government says that the anal rape was “On accident”.
14:03 – Judge rants about banning guns.
16:55 – Pence hires libertarian from the CATO institute to be the chief economist.
20:03 – ACLU defends Milo Yiannopolos. Lefties have a hissy fit.
24:49 – Venezuela can’t make passports for anyone anymore because they can’t afford to pay for lamination sheets. So they claim.
28:46 – Michigan jail forces woman with a suspended license to give birth in a shit-encrusted, filthy jail cell.
33:43 – Jerry Brown is a douche, in case you didn’t know. Raises taxes on gas and auto registration by 42% and 141%, respectively.
36:11 – Don’t wash your guns in the dishwasher.
38:28 – The Liberty Hall Dungeons and Dragons Extravaganza.
41:35 – Lego Batman review. Comic bookery. Movie industry ranting.

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Snakebites 232: Berzerkeley

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00:28 – Catching up.
06:10 – From the last to the party department – Trump fires Attorney Genital.
11:16 – Trump’s Two for One Special.
16:29 – NYC cop who raped a 13 year old girl after taking her to father/daughter career day convicted.
20:42 – Seized 80% lowers returned to creator. Now on sale.
24:04 – Ann Arbor Michigan vs. The Deer again. Now they’re trying to do TNR for deer. For a lot of money.
26:59 – Want to be free of worry about blind spots while driving? NO. FUCK YOU. GOOBERMENT.
28:07 – Some more African hair braiding gooberment horrors.
31:35 – Chinese automation fun.
32:34 – John breaks his own rule and makes fun of the French.
34:38 – Bitcoins and Venezuela. You get three guesses.
38:45 – Berzerkley riots. Milo Yiannopolis.
50:29 – A special thanks to our gift giving listeners.
52:05 – John gets railed.

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Snakebites 231: Everything is Orange

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00:28 – Catching up.
01:36 – John has a tiny hissy.
08:06 – Bill to exit the UN.
11:02 – Trump’s federal hiring freeze.
17:04 – Two hundred million for Palestinians.
18:44 – ABC news are lying liars who lie a lot.
22:51 – Rand Paul and his answer to Obamacare.
26:07 – Trump does some more stuff with the National Security Council.
29:41 – California has a sad with the Federal Gooberment. Wants to stop giving it money because when the Left becomes tax resistors it’s okay.
32:43 – More goddamned Trump. Immigration suspensions.
36:37 – Amish guy terrorized for being a snake oil salesman.
41:42 – We talk about Scientology for a bit. It’s funny.
47:50 – John and Mel are Quitting the D&D group.
48:21 – Not all Director’s cuts are the same: Exorcist III. We talk about Stuart Gordon’s From Beyond. Some 80’s gore film and practical effects talk.

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Snakebites 229: Butt

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John & Mel discuss US rolling tanks into Germany to protect Europe from…?; Michigan man ticketed for warming up his car; woman denied citizenship by Swiss neighbors who find her annoying, their adventures with Dungeons & Dragons & more!

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Snakebites 228: Meth

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00:28 – Catching Up
07:49 – Guy drives a truck into a crowd of people.
09:20 – Cholesterol is no longer bad, like government said for forty years, because government says so now.
12:12 – An Italian priest has a whole lot of sex orgies.
14:29 – Vile sacks of shit torture an 18 year old mentally disabled kid for hours while streaming to facebook.
21:18 – Gun sales for the year are amazeballs
29:00 – Riots in Mexico over gas prices.
33:14 – No feeding homeless people, volume 500,000,000.
36:17 – Assholes murder another family pet.
38:30 – Cops mistake kitty litter for crystal meth. Ruin a guy’s life for a while.
31:34 – There are people who are anti-3d printing.

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Snakebites 227: Hollyweed

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00:28 – New Year Horror in Istanbul.
02:52 – Ten year old female suicide Bomber in Nigeria only manages to kill herself thankfully.
04:33 – Child horribly tortured and murdered over a period of months. Guess what happened to the police who repeatedly went out there and did nothing to protect him? Mel has a child abuse story from the interwebs.
11:56 – Man (In California) charged with a DUI and fined for caffeine in his bloodstream.
13:44 – Forty years later the Hollyweed gag still works.
15:42 – Dungeons and Dragons Talk

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Snakebites 225: Christmas 2016 – Dildo Wars!

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00:28 – Catching up.
01:38 – Henry Heimlich died. He didn’t choke.
02:48 – FDA bans a thing that nobody even uses anymore anyway.
04:12 – Stories of government stupidity year-end edition.
08:20 – Uber gives no fucks and launches driverless vehicles in San Francisco.
09:46 – Michigan Unemployment Agency accuses a bunch of people of insurance fraud. They didn’t fraud at all.
12:16 – 31 years in prison for an innocent man, $75 in reparations for his lost life.
14:28 – DEA reclassifies seizure medicine, effectively banning it.
15:28 – A great big pile of Venezuela.
18:47 – Man tries to rob a fuck-toy shop. He fails.
20:17 – Goat man fights for right to be goat man on his driver’s liscense.
21:59 – John is designing his very own 3d printer. THE HAMBURGER. Because he likes hamburgers or something.
30:41 – More D&D fun. We met a THAT GUY.
45:00 – Rogue One spoiler-free review.

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  • Gareth Edwards directed a couple of movies we really liked: Monsters & Godzilla (2014)

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