00:28 – Catching up.
01:38 – Henry Heimlich died. He didn’t choke.
02:48 – FDA bans a thing that nobody even uses anymore anyway.
04:12 – Stories of government stupidity year-end edition.
08:20 – Uber gives no fucks and launches driverless vehicles in San Francisco.
09:46 – Michigan Unemployment Agency accuses a bunch of people of insurance fraud. They didn’t fraud at all.
12:16 – 31 years in prison for an innocent man, $75 in reparations for his lost life.
14:28 – DEA reclassifies seizure medicine, effectively banning it.
15:28 – A great big pile of Venezuela.
18:47 – Man tries to rob a fuck-toy shop. He fails.
20:17 – Goat man fights for right to be goat man on his driver’s liscense.
21:59 – John is designing his very own 3d printer. THE HAMBURGER. Because he likes hamburgers or something.
30:41 – More D&D fun. We met a THAT GUY.
45:00 – Rogue One spoiler-free review.
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