00:28 – FYI there was no show last week, catching up.
03:43 – Black Santa. Fucking stop talking about it already.
09:12 – Oakland, California warehouse burns down with a lot of people in it, who were having a rave. Too much Oontz.
12:15 – New Texas law goes into effect requiring burial or cremation charges for aborted fetuses.
16:01 – Leftists plan to filibuster national concealed carry reciprocity.
19:13 – Anti-squirrel government guy gets head caved in by a squirrel. This is funny.
21:38 – Dickliner. That’s all. Nothing else.
24:09 – McDonald’s is doing it for reals. Robots and kiosks 2017. John I Told You So’s for a while.
36:47 – John and Mel are officially going to play The Dungeons and The Dragons regularly. John had to rebuild a large portion of a 3d Printer.
- Larry Jefferson, Mall of America Santa (2016)
- CPL Reciprocity Map
- Hogfather: The Book • The Miniseries
- Stephanie’s Ponytail (misnamed by Mel as “Stephanie’s Hair”)
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