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Snakebites 227: Hollyweed

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00:28 – New Year Horror in Istanbul.
02:52 – Ten year old female suicide Bomber in Nigeria only manages to kill herself thankfully.
04:33 – Child horribly tortured and murdered over a period of months. Guess what happened to the police who repeatedly went out there and did nothing to protect him? Mel has a child abuse story from the interwebs.
11:56 – Man (In California) charged with a DUI and fined for caffeine in his bloodstream.
13:44 – Forty years later the Hollyweed gag still works.
15:42 – Dungeons and Dragons Talk

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Snakebites 226: 2016 – Year in Review

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00:28 – Catching up. We address all the people dying.
07:57 – A whole shitpile of young adults are still living at home, but the economy is fine.
15:58 – Red meat is now okay again. Maybe. Because you know, science or something.
27:53 – Leftists buying guns?
32:21 – Gun banning capital of the Midwest somehow manages to have over fifty shootings over the holiday weekend. Maybe they should put the guns on double secret probation.
34:01 – California gun bans hit on the first of the year. Guess what is happening to gun sales there?
40:27 – Driverless cars are bad because there will be fewer organ doner organs going around say a leftist who’s REEEALY into the broken window fallacy.

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Snakebites 225: Christmas 2016 – Dildo Wars!

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00:28 – Catching up.
01:38 – Henry Heimlich died. He didn’t choke.
02:48 – FDA bans a thing that nobody even uses anymore anyway.
04:12 – Stories of government stupidity year-end edition.
08:20 – Uber gives no fucks and launches driverless vehicles in San Francisco.
09:46 – Michigan Unemployment Agency accuses a bunch of people of insurance fraud. They didn’t fraud at all.
12:16 – 31 years in prison for an innocent man, $75 in reparations for his lost life.
14:28 – DEA reclassifies seizure medicine, effectively banning it.
15:28 – A great big pile of Venezuela.
18:47 – Man tries to rob a fuck-toy shop. He fails.
20:17 – Goat man fights for right to be goat man on his driver’s liscense.
21:59 – John is designing his very own 3d printer. THE HAMBURGER. Because he likes hamburgers or something.
30:41 – More D&D fun. We met a THAT GUY.
45:00 – Rogue One spoiler-free review.

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  • Gareth Edwards directed a couple of movies we really liked: Monsters & Godzilla (2014)

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Snakebites 224: Dickliner

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00:28 – FYI there was no show last week, catching up.
03:43 – Black Santa. Fucking stop talking about it already.
09:12 – Oakland, California warehouse burns down with a lot of people in it, who were having a rave. Too much Oontz.
12:15 – New Texas law goes into effect requiring burial or cremation charges for aborted fetuses.
16:01 – Leftists plan to filibuster national concealed carry reciprocity.
19:13 – Anti-squirrel government guy gets head caved in by a squirrel. This is funny.
21:38 – Dickliner. That’s all. Nothing else.
24:09 – McDonald’s is doing it for reals. Robots and kiosks 2017. John I Told You So’s for a while.
36:47 – John and Mel are officially going to play The Dungeons and The Dragons regularly. John had to rebuild a large portion of a 3d Printer.

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Snakebites 223: Melting Snowflakes

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00:28 – Catching up. The Cronengiger has been fired.
06:10 – Police let sick woman die in a cell over twelve days. She was there for child support payments.
08:41 – Protests Petered out? Portlands protestors weren’t voters.
11:03 – DC Press Corps enraged because they weren’t invited to dinner.
15:33 – CRISPR used for gene therapy on a cancer patient for the first time. ::Crossing fingers::
17:27 – India bans 80% of their cash and consequentially their economy in one fell swoop.
23:14 – Taxing food based on carbon footprints.
26:48 – The stupidest, least informed article ever written. And yeah, you can guess what it’s about.
33:10 – Suck it Up Buttercup.
40:27 – Some bitcoin IRS nonsense. Ghost in the Shell movie. Food things. Happy Thanksgiving! Wrapup.

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Snakebites 222: Calgon, Take Me Away!

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00:28 – Mom kicks seven-year-old out of house for voting for Trump, records it.
09:20 – Man attacked because he was white, and accused of being a Trump Supporter, then they steal his car.
12:25 – Guns coming back to the UK? That’d be pretty fuckin’ cool.
15:23 – Clinton people blaming media bias for their loss. John almost dies laughing.
25:26 – Calgon, Take Me Away – California and Oregon talk about leaving Murka.

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Snakebites 221: Oompa Loompa Doompety Did: A President Trump Story

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00:28 – Election
28:00 – Safe spaces for sad democrats. John coined the term #MAGAcacide.
29:34 – Cannabis got more states than HRC.
30:15 – Grubhub
31:00 – People faking post election persecution.
34:55 – Arrival movie review.

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