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Snakebites 198: Just Getting By

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00:28 – Catching up. Blacksmithing, shipping containers 4 lyfe, Scott’s Uber lockout.
23:05 – Court rules that second amendment applies to gun stores, too.
25:05 – Venezuela story of the week. They’re rolling military around now to quell protests.
28:30 – TSA head fired.
32:44 – Woman climbs Everest to promote Veganism. Dies.
36:14 – Bubble gun blues. Another child suspended.
38:37 – Geekout – Melissa has to endure Baptists. We haven’t seen Xmen. Captain America is not a Hydra Agent.

Snakebites 197: Justice in 2016

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00:28 – The Week in Review
20:54 – Venezuela of the week. People snatching up cats, dogs, and any other animals they can find to eat. Business owners who can’t keep their factories running without raw materials being arrested.
27:53 – Wendy’s officially going over to touchscreen kiosks by the end of this year.
32:35 – Government has been lying about climate change. Judge gets mad about it.
38:21 – Arkansas judge caught spanking defendants with a paddle and taking THOUSANDS of pictures.
41:15 – A whole lot of cops in California had sex with a 16 year old girl. A WHOLE LOT.
44:53 – Hidden microphones everywhere.
47:54 – Swedish Muslims raping everyone up in here.
54:25 – Melissa’s Alas, Babylon review.
1:07:21 – Doom (2016) review.

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Tales of Terror 11 – The Embalmer

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John and Mel are challenged with this Italian stinker from 1961… errr… 1965 maybe. It has an Italian Elvis, a cultist monk embalmer scuba murderer, and lots and lots of dead air.

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Snakebites 196: A Barren Land

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00:28 – Catching up. Mel prepping for new job. Scott Ubering swimmingly. John the Blacksmith?
09:20 – Women in the draft? John gets all rational about the sexes. Some will be sad.
20:41 – Venezuela of the week. Four stories tall. Clock changes, labor changes, can’t afford to even print money, minimum wage increase.
33:37 – Denmark hates beef. TAX IT.
43:38 – Spanking is very very bad. Huge study over 50 years and with 150,000 children says so.
1:01:29 – 8th grader in trouble for having a two dollar bill. Wait. 8th grader in trouble because people are morons.
1:05:48 – School Teacher shows students Human Centipede 2 because government schools are the foundation of a good education.

Snakebites 195: Bribe All of the Things

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00:28 – Lots of catching up. Scott and his new adventures in health and independence. Melissa in her new adventures in employment. John and Mel’s anniversary.
31:31 – NYPD taking bribes to expedite and guarantee pistol license approvals.
34:15 – Cops are still killing unarmed people, but you probably aren’t hearing about it anymore. Over 20 this year so far. Light touching on the Panama papers.
36:21 – 3500 gallons of nuclear waste spilling all over the f*ckin’ place in Washington state.
41:28 – United Healthcare dropping Obamacare.
43:46 – 80% of Americans fed up wit the united states federal government.
44:58 – Cops act like complete imbeciles with a gun. John has a goddamned fit about gun safety.
49:53 – Venezuela doing power blackouts to conserve energy because socialist hellhole.
52:17 – Rabbis say that cannabis is kosher enough for Passover, so smoke up Moses, and spread that lamb’s blood.
53:57 – The Whole Foods gaycake story. Gaycake talk.
1:07:46 – The longest movie ever. John hates on artsy f*ckers but defends their right to be f*ckin’ artsy.

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Snakebites 194: Masturbation Demons and Radioactive Pigs

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00:28 – Catching up. Pepper woes.
08:57 – Earthquakes hit Ecuador and Japan.
10:13 – Repeating history: Home loans edition.
23:28 – NY and VT banning state funded travel to Mississippi because of gaycakes. Gaycakes talk.
31:13 – NY banning machetes.
32:56 – The gun industry makes a lot of money and generates a lot of tax revenue.
34:39 – Texas government attacks Texas government for being assholes about guns.
36:40 – Manchild has menstrual cramps. Is delusional.
41:16 – Late to the party but John needed to cover it anyhow. RADIOACTIVE BOARS ATTACK JAPAN.
46:15 – Study sez studies are bullshit.
53:01 – Female masturbation is pure evil says some idiot. Demonbuster.com hilarity. Lots of religion mockery. Christian people ruined the Chinese buffet.

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